Did they REALLY say that?
A Collection of humorous Quips from the
banter on our forum
I have a few tuning tip's for you
mate.
When you balance the carb's make sure to alway's use the same set of
scale's, only file of a little bit at a time till they all weigh the
same
Then to advance the ignition cut about 2" of the length of the HT
lead's, that should get the spark there a bit quicker.
A good fuel additive is chip fat and water, boy don't that stuff go,
although you will have to stay at the back of the grid so no one
smell's that you are cheating.
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1100Pete |
Ever had one an embarrassing moment?
I certainly felt like a complete tw%t yesterday when, after being
distracted by a mobile call, I shot off from B&Q carpark forgetting
to take the disklock off - bike went about 3 feet and slammed to
halt, I went down like a sack of sh%t and was pinned to the floor by
my right leg. On top of that the tankbag flew off and the tin of
emulsion erupted inside the bloody thing
Fortunately there were a couple of other bikers about who extracted
me, picked up the bike and dusted me down - no offers to clean up
the tankbag sadly
Usual damage sustained - scratched RH mirror back and lower RH
fairing SOD SOD SOD!
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Amsterdam [after a bit of a Senior
Moment] |
| How about a reclineable dentist
style chair with built in dunny ? {Talking about what
you read whilst on the throne]
what like a deck chair with the arse cut out???
Normally only get to read me palms
mate!! me crappers to small to get anything else in, just enough
room for the paper though!!
When get the latest copy of
Streetfighters I tend to spend ages having a good old read and me
legs go numb as I rest my forearms on me legs whilst leaning
forward. Once I stood up and fell flat on mi face as I
had lost all circulation to my lower body!!!
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PsychoBikerBen/Wolverine?
Dave Clegg |
| References to the need for the AA /
RAC Yeah I remember vaguely, I
think it might have been a guy that went by the name of Reaper. If I
remember correctly he was coming back to Scotland from Birmingham
NEC after the bike show one year and he decided that it was to risky
to continue on up the motorway because of the cold extremities! so
tried calling the AA//RAC but was refused
Well they are a BREAKDOWN company and
not the fookin coast guards |
SnowDog/Koni |
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